My wife and I moved into a new place… In the neighboring apartment, there lived a man named Ueno. It turns out Mr. Ueno has some sort of 'disaster prevention advisor' certification or something… On a weekend afternoon, my wife and I attended one of Mr. Ueno's disaster prevention seminars. There was stuff about CPR and crime prevention goods, which was actually pretty useful, so that was good… But the fact that Mr. Ueno has quite a massive dick made me feel uneasy inside…
