Living with my mother. My mother occasionally calls over a neighbor who is knowledgeable about computers to teach her. 'There's sometimes a man here, who is he?' When I explain that it's the boyfriend of my daughter who will be getting married next year, the neighbor seems slightly upset. The next day, the neighbor comes to our house wanting to give a pre-wedding gift. In the living room, they suddenly open the present, and out comes an extra-thick vibrator... 'I'm going to shove this in before you get married.' Unable to resist, I am humiliated by the neighbor. 'I've got photos of your naked body, you know.'
